Readers,
The entire staff of the Daily Tar Hole was brutally hungover and out of commission for the entire week following Monday’s national championship win. We apologize for the lack of posts. You may direct any anger towards Mr .Evan Williams, Sir Robert Burnett and the Anheuser-Busch companies.
Regards,
The Daily Tar Hole team

In the Pit:
Pit Preacher: “So how about the UNC basketball team???”
Crowd: “Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!”
Pit Preacher: “They’re going to hell too.”

On the Quad:
Girl 1: Oh, did you ask him what he’s doing?
Girl 2: Yeah, he sent me a text that said he and the guys are watching 4 computer-controlled characters on Super Smash Brothers battle it out and gambling on who’ll win.

In the Pit on a Saturday afternoon:
Guy to two male friends: She was the endearing kind of ugly.

Rams Head Dining Hall:
“Dude, you totally kissed me again last night.”

On Franklin Street, championship night:
“Guys! Ty Lawson is over there!”
“No he’s not, he’s in Detroit.”
“Well, he’s really fast!”

At a party on McDade:
Girl 1 trips: Ow…stupid stool! (kicks it)
Girl 2: Actually, that’s an ottoman.

Walking up Stadium Drive to South Campus
Girl to friend: Either they get a kiss or get to whip someone. I like that.

During a class break:
Girl: I know so much about sperm, it’s ridiculous.

Funny Links…your answer for when procrastination calls:
1) In the off chance you haven’t seen the DTH video of Franklin Street filling up after Monday’s big win, you must. Or just watch it again!

2) A freestyle rap battle…translated.

3) Are reality shows setting unrealistic standards for skanks? The Onion news network will tell you more.

4) Drunk History on YouTube is absolutely hilarious. Check out the first episode featuring Michael Cera and click on related links for the ones with Jack Black.

5) What do newscasters do when they are off the air? Well, here’s what two weirdos do.

6) Explore the history of the drunk dial here.