DTHole Note: Sorry, the staff of the DTHole have GPAs to maintain and have been a little too COLLEGE lately. Hey, we’re on Twitter, by the way! The name is dailytarhole.
At one of the emergency blue lights on campus:
50 year old fat lady: “Yes I am justified in talking to you, I can’t find a damn parking spot!”
Guy on phone in Quad, annoyed:
“Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you when I called you Jiggles.”
Girl on McDade Street:
“That is a giant bug. It’s like the woolly mammoth of mosquitoes!”
Four middle-aged parents walking and chatting on Polk Place:
Woman: What’s the plan for the afternoon?
Man: Start drinking now so we can catch up with our kids.
Gary on Polk Place:
“Her mom…might be a ho. (shrugs shoulders) I don’t know.”
At Lenoir, two employees trying to talk to a girl, obviously hitting on her:
Girl: Alright, it was nice meeting you guys.
Guy: Have a good day now…
(she walks away)
Guy (to himself): Hope to meet your ass again someday.
In Drama 115:
Professor Kable: Let’s get this down a little deeper!
Girl to classmate: That’s what she said.
In Ram’s Head:
“I need someone to de-virginize me. I’m getting birth control pills and I need them to go to good use.”
On campus:
Girl: How do you make “dangerous” a noun?
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Is it “dangerousness”?
On campus, during lunch:
Girl: Whoa! I didn’t see you flip that out!
Guy (yells): That’s what she said!
In the Pit on the last day of classes:
“Let’s go to Phillips and go to all the calculus classes!”
Outside McIver:
“Stupid cancer. If it weren’t for cancer, we could smoke whenever we wanted!”
In the Quad on last day of classes:
Guy: (stands up) Whoa, this quad needs to stop spinning, I’m tryin’ to walk!
In between the SASB buildings:
Girl 1: I love meeting new people! I always end up with their numbers in my phone.
Girl 2: Yeah, or you hook up with them.”
At Alpine during lunch:
Girl 1: I wonder how many of the slaves’… like, bodies… are still THERE?
Girl 2 (reassuringly): Oh, probably not that many!
Girl talking to friend outside Memorial Hall:
“No, really, pretty stupid people have so much more fun than ugly smart people. It’s definitely true.”
Near the Bell Tower:
“So, I was like, ‘Your butt is really sweaty!’ and he was like, ‘Yeah, it is.’”
Carmichael Lounge:
Girl to friends: “I’m looking for ways to make money…I considered working as a prostitute.”
ALL THE LINKS YOU NEED To Give You A Break While Studying In Davis/UL/Graham/Wilson/Random Building on Campus/Your Abode/Some Porch/etc. (Or just for fun…):
1)THE RAVE IN DAVIS FROM LAST NIGHT…3000 people. 1000 glowsticks. They filled up the entire Davis entry hall, and damn does this make us proud we attend this glorious University…
2) You must have seen this by now. But if you for some RIDICULOUS reason have not, enjoy it and love it: www.textsfromlastnight.com (it could be better than FML.)
3) Gawker has a hilarious article giving advice to Somali pirates…it might not be last week’s Southpark funny, but it’s good.
4) Every single “That’s What She Said” in a row from The Office. Love.
5) Curiosity soaked the cat.
6) So it’s just a definition but…so applicable.
7) Asher Roth’s “I Love College” Video…we hate ourselves a little for thinking the song is catchy. (Fun fact: He went to a small school in Pennsylvania, where he majored in elementary education. He says he still has a “passion for teaching the little ones”…probably a good thing he’s not in the classroom.)
8 ) Extreme shepherding. You’ll never find sheep more interesting than in this video. That is, unless you are really, really obsessed with sheep.
9) Do you have swine flu?!: http://doihaveswineflu.org/
10) Creed from The Office (yes, we are big fans, ok?) made a blog in one episode, technically on a Word document that Ryan set up for him. It’s called Creed Thoughts and actually exists…
11) A unique advertisement for condoms in India. This adds some insight to the population problem:
12) A little comic on mash-ups…
