Professor Florin, in GEOG 120, talking about Hinduism and reincarnation:
“I mean, grandma could come back as an ant, and it wouldn’t be the best thing you’ve ever done to stomp on grandma. Or maybe it would… I had a grandma who was a real S.O.B. She was from Holland, and she used to call me something I can’t pronounce… like ‘[made-up Dutch word].’ I never knew what it meant, until someone told me later. It translates roughly to ‘fucking kid.’”

A group of friends talking about things they gave up for Lent:
Guy: Yea, I gave up Celine Dion but of course we know that didn’t last!

Outside of Ram’s:
Guy 1: Yea, that girl looked like…man, what’s the green thing Barney always fucked with?
Guy: Baby Bop? Haha, yeaaaa.

Davis Overhang:
Gary the Pit Preacher shouts something, presumably about gays or marijuana
Girl walking past: Oh Gary, get a job.

Girl in Lenoir:
“You know, if that had happened, Jesus would have been like ‘I’m gonna smack a bitch, yo!’”

In the Union Cabaret, two guys setting up tables.
Guy 1: Dude, whoever uses that closet made it like an obstacle course.
Guy 2: I don’t know, I haven’t been in one.
Guy 1: You have never been in a closet?
Guy 2: Oh no, I’ve been in a lot of closets, just not that one.

Lenoir:
Guy 1: You guys were getting pretty close to having sex!
Guy 2: Hmm, eh we weren’t going to have sex…
Guy 1: You guys were, like, making out intensely!

Guys walking out of RHRC:
Guy 1: Dude, something smells.
Guy 2: Yea, those trees smell like fish penis…we had those at our old high school.

Funny Links…feed that procrastination what it wants:

1) You will not be able to contain yourself. These kids might be the greatest dancers ever.

2) A reader sent us this…while somewhat strange at times, it has some priceless moments.

3) Keep in mind that the singers in this video, “Jesus is a Friend of Mine,” are totally sincere. No matter your religious beliefs, you will crack up at their expressions and the song itself.

4) Cereal characters interacting with each other.

5) One of the most hilarious Family Guy clips ever…Cookie Monster in rehab.